Saturday, December 12, 2009

And now our 1st show after some many, many years!



Finally after some many years, and many tragedies such as hugging muggers and recession holidays, we have one more event to annoy the hell out of you this collapsing century. Our show is confirmed and we will be manufacturing wonder and amazement that melody and time signature can be so brutally pummeled by some otherwise well intentioned young men. We truly care about your support but not so sure your ultimate survival in this dwindling intellectual landscape called a country is actually a bad thing. So, come and watch us bang our heads against a wall repeatedly this Wednesday! We may even hit notes on our instruments.

Plus.. Please download these free songs below!! Remember, we know your name but can't quite remember the faces.

Michael (just mugged again then hugged) Mersereau

Slobber- The Semi-Discography Free Download

Well friends, here it is. The only Slobber CD release we ever did as all our stuff was either demoed on audio tape (gasp!) or on a 7/12 inch record (like vinyl and stuff). Some of the 7inches people still sell on Ebay and most people will find it a rip off cause they think since we knew them ‘West Bay Koalition keds’ we sounded similar. Well we didn’t sound like ‘em and we still don’t! hahahah! And by the way, we are waaaay better looking. Believe that.

You can get crafty and print out the cover and make your own cd, then sell it on Ebay too!!! YAY!! But then again, just load it into your ipod and you’re set. Wait a minute….fuck ipods, download it straight into your brain!!! Yeah…you lame-os prolly don’t got a USB in your head…what the hell is wrong with you??

The 26 track collection were selected from several of our full length recordings and the real bonus here is a punk-as-fuck live set we played at Canada College in Redwood City. Man, JP was screaming “FIRE!! FIRE!!!” while classes were in session. As Mike says on the tape “Always testing the limits of free speech..”. One eldery woman student who was on the lawn trying to study kept coming up to our amps and turning them down. Her best moment was the simple statement “I would like for that band to stop playing that music” after being pressed for an opinion by the recorder of the event, Stork. Right away Stork fired back “well…they ain’t gonna stop.” Eventually that fine spring day, the sum of our shenanigans and our always explosive contingent of fans made it so the authorities shut down the performance. Yes, it is all there for you to enjoy.

Track Listing:

  1. Belmateo
  2. Big Eric
  3. Helloween Shroomy Tunes
  4. When the Pope Masturbates
  5. Smart Gurl who Does Drugs
  6. Jon Le Frenchmen
  7. Miniature Italian Cookies
  8. Burning Matchbox Song
  9. Spoiled Brat
  10. I Like People
  11. Clorox
  12. Canis Minor
  13. DJ Lightbulb in Da House
  14. Alien Sex Blues Conspiracy
  15. Marching Band
  16. Ricki Lake
  17. Riot in the Pharmacy
Live Set
  1. Belmateo
  2. Armpit Monster
  3. ?
  4. Banana Slug Pride
  5. We Don't Want Your Food Anyways
  6. Big Eric (jeez...)
  7. Jabbas Jones (sorta)...HA HA HA HO HO HO
  8. A View from the Public - Carlos Prt II- Mommeee- A View from the Dean
  9. Demands and Farewells from Leech


On the serious tip: The Slobber Semi-Discography CD was put together by RWC Dorkcore Scene Master Curtis Dickinson of Rantcore and FAAC (Friendly Acre Audio Club) fame. Curtis was also known as STORK and besides being the world’s most insane prankster, most anarchic mensa member and the devil’s favorite advocate, he was blogging back before anyone knew what that was. Honestly, I have come to realize that no one was doing daily web updates, show reviews, rants and downloads on a cascading web-post platform like he was then. The man ahead of his time! The proto-blogger!! Curtis passed away on November 25, 2003 in Redwood City, CA. Anyone who knew him, misses that overgrown mothefucker like crazy.